Agent as a service · not another chatbot builder
The after-hours jobs you already paid to generate.
A trades business loses money in the gap between the enquiry and the first human reply. SID Desk answers in under a minute, qualifies the job, and puts a hot lead on your phone. You sleep. The quote still happens.
What after-hours silence is costing you.
This is the lead-leak calculator from the SID-Labs income lab, finally shipped. Honest inputs. No email wall.
Monthly leak from slow or missing after-hours replies
About 7 missed jobs a month. SID Desk is R1,950/mo after a R4,500 install. If it recovers two of those jobs, it has paid for the year.
Agencies sell “AI employees” on GoHighLevel at $200–$500/mo and still need you to operate the tool. This is the done-for-you version: we install it on your number and site in 48 hours.
Talk to one. This is the product.
Three trained desks. Same engine. The mirrors desk is a real catalogue from J'Designs in Hilton — the first install we already have in-house.
Demo only. A finished lead is stored and, if Telegram is connected, pinged to Sid. Do not type real card numbers.
What you actually buy.
We learn the trade
Services, suburbs, after-hours rules, what is an emergency, what must never be priced on the spot. One 30-minute call.
It answers in 60 seconds
Website widget now. WhatsApp on your number as soon as the Business API is attached. Qualifies, captures name and number, marks HOT.
You get the job, not a transcript
Ping to your phone. Weekly leak report. Human handoff on anything the desk is not allowed to promise.
Pay for the install. Not a 90-day favour.
The old SID-Labs offer was a free 90-day pilot. That is why there is still no invoice. This is the offer that can take money today.
South Africa
R4,500 install
Then R1,950 / month. Cancel any time after 30 days.
- Trained desk for one trade and one number / site
- Lead ping to WhatsApp or Telegram
- Week-one test: if we cannot answer a planted lead in 60 seconds, setup is refunded
Ireland / EU
€249 install
Then €99 / month. Same guarantee.
- Same desk, English-first
- Widget live in 48 hours
- WhatsApp API billed at Meta’s rate, passed through
Start the 48-hour install.
Prefer to talk now
WhatsApp the word DESK and your trade. EFT / PayFast invoice goes out the same day. No 90-day free trial. No “see if it works”. The week-one 60-second test is the guarantee.
Or email sidethecomputer@gmail.com.
Straight answers
What happens after 17:00 today if I pay?
You get a 30-minute briefing slot and a live widget on your site inside 48 hours. WhatsApp API, if you want it on your number, follows once Meta verifies. Until then the site still answers and pings you.
Is this ChatGPT on my number?
No. A trained desk with a locked price list, a handoff rule, and a human ping. It is allowed to collect a job. It is not allowed to invent a quote.
WhatsApp API?
Widget ships in 48 hours on any site. Official WhatsApp Business API needs Meta verification and is scheduled in week one of the monthly plan. Until then, missed-call / web leads still get answered.
Do I have to keep paying if it is quiet?
Cancel after 30 days. The install is the 48-hour job. The monthly fee is us operating the desk, not a software login.